{"product_id":"very-rude-birthday-card-old-as-fucking-dirt","title":"Very Rude Birthday Card – You Are As Old As Fucking Dirt","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/\" title=\"Go to the Luxe Cards Home page\"\u003eHOME\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u0026gt; \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\" href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIMPLE FLAT CARD\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003eS\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026gt; \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shop simple print birthday greetings cards online\" href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eA6 BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" title=\"Shop simple print birthday greetings cards online\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026gt; \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Rude Birthday cards\"\u003eRUDE BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u0026gt; \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"EFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eEFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDescription - Very Rude Birthday Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVery Rude Birthday Card – You Are As Old As Fucking Dirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBright purple background with bold black and white dirt illustration. 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