{"title":"Rude Birthday Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"418\"\u003erude birthday cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are designed for people who prefer their birthday humour bold, cheeky and a little bit offensive. This collection includes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"571\"\u003efunny rude birthday cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, sweary jokes and brutally honest birthday messages that are perfect for friends, partners and family members who won’t be easily offended. From playful insults about getting older to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"784\"\u003every rude birthday cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that don’t hold back, these designs are made for people who enjoy unapologetically cheeky humour rather than traditional sentimental cards. Many designs are available in both \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"1016\"\u003eexplicit sweary versions and clean censored versions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, so you can choose exactly how rude you want the birthday message to be. If you're looking for sweary birthday cards, offensive humour or simply a birthday card that says what everyone is really thinking, this collection has you covered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"very-rude-birthday-card-fucking-relic","title":"Very Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday You Fucking Relic","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/\" title=\"Go to the Luxe Cards Home page\"\u003eHOME\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u0026gt; \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\" href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIMPLE FLAT CARD\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003eS\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026gt; \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shop simple print birthday greetings cards online\" href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eA6 BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" title=\"Shop simple print birthday greetings cards online\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026gt; \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Rude Birthday cards\"\u003eRUDE BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u0026gt; \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"EFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eEFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003eVery Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday You Fucking Relic\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis \u003cb\u003every rude birthday card\u003c\/b\u003e is perfect for someone who can take a joke about getting older. Featuring a bright green background with a bold black and white relic illustration, the design delivers unapologetic birthday humour with a sweary twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePart of the \u003cb\u003eEffing Old collection\u003c\/b\u003e, these cards combine bright colours, playful illustrations and brutally honest birthday banter. Customers can choose between the \u003cb\u003eexplicit sweary version\u003c\/b\u003e or a \u003cb\u003eclean censored version\u003c\/b\u003e of the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis card is ideal for friends, partners or family members who appreciate \u003cb\u003efunny rude birthday cards\u003c\/b\u003e and aren’t easily offended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA5 greeting card (A4 folded)\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on high quality card stock\u003cbr\u003e• Recycled kraft envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Packaged in compostable cello wrap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eExplore More Rude Birthday Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"Effing Old rude birthday cards collection\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEffing Old rude birthday cards collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for more bold and unapologetically funny designs featuring sweary humour and cheeky birthday banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eYou can also explore our wider range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Rude Birthday Cards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRude Birthday Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for even more offensive birthday jokes and funny greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCard Offer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eTake advantage of our \u003cb\u003e4 for 3 card offer\u003c\/b\u003e across our single greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAdd any four cards to your basket and the fourth card will automatically be free at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" title=\"Flat Birthday Cards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eflat card collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e to mix and match your favourites.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxe Cards","offers":[{"title":"Clean","offer_id":55493944050040,"sku":null,"price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Explicit","offer_id":55493944082808,"sku":null,"price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0076\/8465\/3109\/files\/rude-birthday-card-fucking-relic.png?v=1773033653"},{"product_id":"rude-birthday-card-old-as-the-fucking-hills","title":"Rude Birthday Card – You Are As Old As The Fucking Hills","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/\" title=\"Go to the Luxe Cards Home page\"\u003eHOME\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u0026gt; \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\" href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIMPLE FLAT CARD\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003eS\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026gt; \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shop simple print birthday greetings cards online\" href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eA6 BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" title=\"Shop simple print birthday greetings cards online\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026gt; \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Rude Birthday cards\"\u003eRUDE BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u0026gt; \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"EFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eEFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003eRude Birthday Card – You Are As Old As The Fucking Hills\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis \u003cb\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/b\u003e features bold sweary humour and a bright red background with a black and white hill illustration. Perfect for someone who can laugh about getting older, this design delivers classic rude birthday banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePart of the \u003cb\u003eEffing Old collection\u003c\/b\u003e, these cards combine vibrant colours, playful illustrations and unapologetically honest humour. Choose between the \u003cb\u003eexplicit sweary version\u003c\/b\u003e or the \u003cb\u003eclean censored version\u003c\/b\u003e depending on how rude you want to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIdeal for friends, siblings or colleagues who enjoy \u003cb\u003efunny rude birthday cards\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eo appreciate \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003efunny rude birthday cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e and aren’t easily offended.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA5 greeting card (A4 folded)\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on high quality card stock\u003cbr\u003e• Recycled kraft envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Packaged in compostable cello wrap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eExplore More Rude Birthday Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"Effing Old rude birthday cards collection\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEffing Old rude birthday cards collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for more bold and unapologetically funny designs featuring sweary humour and cheeky birthday banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eYou can also explore our wider range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Rude Birthday Cards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRude Birthday Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for even more offensive birthday jokes and funny greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCard Offer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eTake advantage of our \u003cb\u003e4 for 3 card offer\u003c\/b\u003e across our single greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAdd any four cards to your basket and the fourth card will automatically be free at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" title=\"Flat Birthday Cards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eflat card collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e to mix and match your favourites.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxe Cards","offers":[{"title":"Clean","offer_id":55493945426296,"sku":null,"price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Explicit","offer_id":55493945459064,"sku":null,"price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0076\/8465\/3109\/files\/rude-birthday-card-old-as-the-fucking-hills.png?v=1773034278"},{"product_id":"funny-rude-birthday-card-fucking-fossil","title":"Funny Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/\" title=\"Go to the Luxe Cards Home page\"\u003eHOME\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u0026gt; \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\" href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIMPLE FLAT CARD\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003eS\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026gt; \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shop simple print birthday greetings cards online\" href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eA6 BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" title=\"Shop simple print birthday greetings cards online\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026gt; \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Rude Birthday cards\"\u003eRUDE BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u0026gt; \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"EFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eEFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003eFunny Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA bright and cheeky \u003cb\u003efunny rude birthday card\u003c\/b\u003e featuring a bold pink background with a black and white fossil illustration. Perfect for someone who can laugh about getting older, this card delivers brutally honest birthday humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePart of the \u003cb\u003eEffing Old collection\u003c\/b\u003e, these cards combine bold colours, playful illustrations and sweary birthday banter. Available in both \u003cb\u003eexplicit sweary\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eclean censored\u003c\/b\u003e versions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA5 greeting card (A4 folded)\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on high quality card stock\u003cbr\u003e• Recycled kraft envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Packaged in compostable cello wrap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eExplore More Rude Birthday Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"Effing Old rude birthday cards collection\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEffing Old rude birthday cards collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for more bold and unapologetically funny designs featuring sweary humour and cheeky birthday banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eYou can also explore our wider range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Rude Birthday Cards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRude Birthday Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for even more offensive birthday jokes and funny greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCard Offer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eTake advantage of our \u003cb\u003e4 for 3 card offer\u003c\/b\u003e across our single greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAdd any four cards to your basket and the fourth card will automatically be free at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" title=\"Flat Birthday Cards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eflat card collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e to mix and match your favourites.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxe Cards","offers":[{"title":"Clean","offer_id":55493977440632,"sku":null,"price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Explicit","offer_id":55493977473400,"sku":null,"price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0076\/8465\/3109\/files\/funny-rude-birthday-card-fucking-fossil.png?v=1773039200"},{"product_id":"very-rude-birthday-card-old-as-fucking-dirt","title":"Very Rude Birthday Card – You Are As Old As Fucking Dirt","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/\" title=\"Go to the Luxe Cards Home page\"\u003eHOME\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u0026gt; \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\" href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIMPLE FLAT CARD\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003eS\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026gt; \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shop simple print birthday greetings cards online\" href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eA6 BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" title=\"Shop simple print birthday greetings cards online\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026gt; \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Rude Birthday cards\"\u003eRUDE BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u0026gt; \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"EFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eEFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDescription - Very Rude Birthday Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVery Rude Birthday Card – You Are As Old As Fucking Dirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBright purple background with bold black and white dirt illustration. A \u003cb\u003every rude birthday card\u003c\/b\u003e that delivers playful sweary humour for friends or family who enjoy brutally honest birthday banter. Part of the \u003cb\u003eEffing Old collection\u003c\/b\u003e, available in \u003cb\u003eexplicit\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eclean\u003c\/b\u003e versions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA5 greeting card (A4 folded)\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on high quality card stock\u003cbr\u003e• Recycled kraft envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Packaged in compostable cello wrap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eExplore More Rude Birthday Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"Effing Old rude birthday cards collection\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEffing Old rude birthday cards collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for more bold and unapologetically funny designs featuring sweary humour and cheeky birthday banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eYou can also explore our wider range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Rude Birthday Cards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRude Birthday Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for even more offensive birthday jokes and funny greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCard Offer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eTake advantage of our \u003cb\u003e4 for 3 card offer\u003c\/b\u003e across our single greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAdd any four cards to your basket and the fourth card will automatically be free at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" title=\"Flat Birthday Cards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eflat card collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e to mix and match your favourites.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxe Cards","offers":[{"title":"Clean","offer_id":55493996544376,"sku":null,"price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Explicit","offer_id":55493996577144,"sku":null,"price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0076\/8465\/3109\/files\/very-rude-birthday-card-old-as-fucking-dirt.png?v=1773042805"},{"product_id":"rude-birthday-card-fucking-dinosaur","title":"Rude Birthday Card For Him – Happy Birthday You Fucking Dinosaur","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/\" title=\"Go to the Luxe Cards Home page\"\u003eHOME\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u0026gt; \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\" href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIMPLE FLAT CARD\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003eS\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026gt; 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\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"EFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eEFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003eRude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday You Fucking Dinosaur\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBright blue background with bold black and white dinosaur illustration. A \u003cb\u003erude birthday card for him\u003c\/b\u003e featuring playful sweary humour and unapologetic birthday banter. Part of the \u003cb\u003eEffing Old collection\u003c\/b\u003e, available in \u003cb\u003eexplicit\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eclean censored\u003c\/b\u003e versions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA5 greeting card (A4 folded)\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on high quality card stock\u003cbr\u003e• Recycled kraft envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Packaged in compostable cello wrap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eExplore More Rude Birthday Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"Effing Old rude birthday cards collection\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEffing Old rude birthday cards collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for more bold and unapologetically funny designs featuring sweary humour and cheeky birthday banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eYou can also explore our wider range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Rude Birthday Cards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRude Birthday Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for even more offensive birthday jokes and funny greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCard Offer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eTake advantage of our \u003cb\u003e4 for 3 card offer\u003c\/b\u003e across our single greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAdd any four cards to your basket and the fourth card will automatically be free at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" title=\"Flat Birthday Cards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eflat card collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e to mix and match your favourites.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxe Cards","offers":[{"title":"Clean","offer_id":55494007259512,"sku":null,"price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Explicit","offer_id":55494007292280,"sku":null,"price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0076\/8465\/3109\/files\/rude-birthday-card-fucking-dinosaur.png?v=1773043456"},{"product_id":"rude-birthday-card-fucking-antique","title":"Rude Birthday Card UK – Happy Birthday You Fucking Antique","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/\" title=\"Go to the Luxe Cards Home page\"\u003eHOME\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u0026gt; \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\" href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIMPLE FLAT CARD\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003eS\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026gt; 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\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/flat-greetings-cards\" title=\"Shop All Simple Flat Greetings Card Styles\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"EFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eEFFING OLD BIRTHDAY CARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003eRude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday You Fucking Antique\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBright yellow background with bold black and white antique clock illustration. A \u003cb\u003erude birthday card for UK buyers\u003c\/b\u003efeaturing unapologetic sweary humour and funny birthday messages. Part of the \u003cb\u003eEffing Old collection\u003c\/b\u003e, available in \u003cb\u003eexplicit\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eclean censored\u003c\/b\u003e versions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA5 greeting card (A4 folded)\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on high quality card stock\u003cbr\u003e• Recycled kraft envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Packaged in compostable cello wrap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eExplore More Rude Birthday Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/effing-old-birthday-cards\" title=\"Effing Old rude birthday cards collection\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEffing Old rude birthday cards collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for more bold and unapologetically funny designs featuring sweary humour and cheeky birthday banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eYou can also explore our wider range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Rude Birthday Cards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRude Birthday Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for even more offensive birthday jokes and funny greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCard Offer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eTake advantage of our \u003cb\u003e4 for 3 card offer\u003c\/b\u003e across our single greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAdd any four cards to your basket and the fourth card will automatically be free at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/collections\/birthday-cards-flat\" title=\"Flat Birthday Cards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eflat card collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e to mix and match your favourites.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxe Cards","offers":[{"title":"Clean","offer_id":55494012305784,"sku":null,"price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Explicit","offer_id":55494012338552,"sku":null,"price":3.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0076\/8465\/3109\/files\/rude-birthday-card-fucking-antique.png?v=1773043910"}],"url":"https:\/\/theluxeco.co.uk\/zh\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards.oembed","provider":"theluxeco.co.uk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}